The Turnabout Voicetest

[bewrightback]

This is a voice test for Phoenix Wright of Ace Attorney fame! Feel free to throw people here.

Some general guidelines:

-I'm primarily testing him with a Dual Destinies canon point. I still am welcoming of a few prompts for earlier time periods and possibly AUs, though, as long as they don't dominate. (Except that I don't think I can brain Hobo!Phoenix at this time)
-Nothing really explicitly shippy; I don't think I even have any shipping preferences with him just yet. But general fluff is fine.
-I'm not exactly sure about specific kinds of scenarios I'd like to play beyond one: working to unlock someone's Psych-Locks? And maybe emotional canon talks.
-Feel free to plunder the Random Scenario Meme for ideas (Leaving out sex of course)? I also welcome generic jamjar scenarios and text message threads.

Court is now in session!

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[bewrightback]

[Phoenix had tried to pick up speed as much as he could, abandoning the last grocery bag, but he was out of breath already. Sure, it seems that Edgeworth had gotten his message, but with Fulbright on the move, no one would be able to pin down a concrete location for him. He could still get away.

Phoenix hurried to try to turn the corner after the detective and found no sign of him. Stopping for a moment to catch his breath, he surveyed his surroundings at the same time. I'm no runner, but he can't have gotten so far ahead that I can't see anything.] Could he have retreated indoors? The one possibility was a clothing store. A very busy-looking one. It might not have been likely, but... Phoenix sighed and quietly entered the clothing store.]

[spiritofjustice]

[He only has a split second to make his decision: men's clothing or women's clothing. Women's would be to his advantage because people like Phoenix Wright are shortsighted enough to not spare a woman a second glance. However, in order to pull that one off in a convincing manner, he'd more time for a proper make-over. It'd take a hell of a lot of work to make Bobby Fulbright's face look more feminine. He'd need different shoes, too. It simply wouldn't work.

Men's it is! Once he's darted his way up the escalator, he starts moving past the clothing racks to pile some things onto his arm. A nice long trenchcoat, a pair of jeans, a pair of socks... He's lucky it's winter, as scarves and thick woolen hats are in full supply. He'll definitely need those. Matching mittens, there we go...

He tries his best to keep out of sight and once he believes the coast is clear, he's making a beeline for the changing rooms.]

[bewrightback]

[Phoenix is scrambling all over the place, wondering were to go. Or if he's even picked the right place. But he feels like it makes sense the more he thinks about it. And as he briefly bumps into one customer, they did manage to notice someone entering recently in a hurry.

Could he really make a convincing disguise out of the clothes here? Phoenix does wind up heading up towards the men's department and hurries around, trying to find anyone who looks out of place. He will eventually pass by the changing rooms, wondering if he should just give up after all.]

[spiritofjustice]

[As he hides out in the changing rooms, he made the smart decision of hastily taking off his shoes, propping them up on the bench and putting some socks on. That way, any certain someones trying to peek under the curtain won't spot a familiar pair of feet.

How tempting it is to just hide out in this changing room until he's sure Wright is gone... Too bad he doesn't have that liberty. Wright saw him come in, so this place will be swarming with cops soon enough. Alright, a change of pants, a coat to cover up his trademark suit... He knows how to deal with the alarms inside the clothing, of course. The last thing he needs is for store security to grab him as he tries to head out the door. A scarf wound around his neck hides his face up to his nose. A woolen hat to cover his hair, then mittens to complete the look. He'll just hide his usual pants inside his coat, because he has nowhere else to stash them and he can't risk leaving them behind. Aviators can go inside the coat pocket as well.

Was that all? ...Yes, it seems like that was all. He throws one quick, furtive glance into the hall to make sure Wright isn't loitering around near the changing rooms, then strides back into the store to make his way towards the exit.]

[thedivineroar]

NOT SO FAST, PHANTOM!

[Unbeknownst to the Phantom, the shounen boys were also in the store and were ready to take action on the Phantom as soon as he got out of the dressing room. By time he would notice them, it would already be too late]

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!

[geonomy]

[And Clay, in a dress and sandals and his hair done up in a pretzel, comes running up with Apollo. He had dreams that you ruined, Phantom, and he is mad as hell.]

Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!

[thedivineroar]

TAKE THIS!

[geonomy]

MY LOVE, MY ANGER...

[thedivineroar]

AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

[geonomy]

[REELS HIS HAND BACK AND CLENCHES IT IN A FIST]

SHINING

[thedivineroar]

FINGEEEERRRRR!!!!

[And in perfect unison, the shounen boys send two mighty punches of JUSTICE into the Phantom, surely to send him flying and knock him out cold.]

[spiritofjustice]

NOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[The power of justice all up in his face is too much. It's enough to cancel out all the injustice within the Phantom and render him powerless.

He's sent flying backwards, hits the ground just before the escalator and ends up rolling all the way down the steps amidst loud thumping sounds. At the bottom floor, Shi-Long Lang's entire pack of Men In Black swoops down on him, along with one Dick Gumshoe, whose penchant for dramatic timing made him lucky enough to be there for the grand finale.

Needless to say, the Phantom didn't stand a ghost of a chance.]

[udgey]

[A man happens to come out of the crowd behind Apollo and Clay, looking simply flabbergasted by the sight.]

Oh my! That looked just like one of those "ani-me" shows that my grandchild is crazy about! Can I have a turn?

[He then manages to pull a gavel out of a pocket of his civilian shorts and points it in the direction of the fallen Phantom while trying to assume a cool pose and he goes on more bombastically then ever.]

By the power of the gavel... I pronounce you guilty!