Open Winter Post 2016

[punintentions]

This post is intended partly to act as an overflow for threads from Baker Street's overflowed thirst mistletoe meme. But I will gladly take any new threads as well, either for mistletoe or general winter shenanigans!

For some winter prompts, this meme has some! And with the mistletoe, it can either be ordinary or magical, and have whatever sorts of requirements would make the thread the most fun! My only real preference is that I won't write out any sex. Beyond that, go wild and be merry, everyone!

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[nodyinteam]

Now that's the spirit! Gahahaha! Now, if it's quick you want...

[He claps one hand on Leon's shoulder before he leans in and intensely delivers a swift but powerful kiss to Leon's lips. And then he quickly pulls up, looking exhilarated!]

HRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!

[Of course, he releases that energy in the form of an incoherent growl.]

[babermetrics]

[That . . .

That makes him feel better, honestly, because if anything in the world could ever convince Leon beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is not gay, it is what just transpired.

He wipes his mouth, staring in horror.]

Dude . . . I hope you don't kiss chicks that way . . .

[nodyinteam]

[Nekomaru just guffaws without answering that.]

Gahahaha! Look at you! You look like you swallowed a bug, Kuwata! [Have another hearty slap on the back.] Come on, it couldn't have been that bad. WAS IT?!

[babermetrics]

It was worse! You're so wrong about girls! You're probably wrong about dudes, too! Not that I'd know how to kiss a dude, but I know I wouldn't do it like that!

[nodyinteam]

Oh yeah?! Well why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is?! Go on, Kuwata! Show me how you would do it differently!!

[babermetrics]

Hell yeah! I will!

[And with those words he seals his fate. If he'd stop and think for two seconds, he'd realize what he's doing here, but that is asking too much of him right now. Instead he grabs Nidai to drag him down and kiss him again, firmly this time.]

[nodyinteam]

[Nekomaru lends Leon a hand by leaning down as well and puts some power into smooching him back!]

[babermetrics]

[This is definitely fine! This is totally what he wanted all along!

. . . No, but, it's not actually as bad as he might have expected. When he breaks the kiss and pulls back, he can almost forget who that was, for just a moment. Just long enough to admit that was nice—

Nooooooooooo.]

—Th, there, see, now . . . now don't tell anyone that happened! Ever!

[nodyinteam]

Gahahaha! [Nekoamru looks exhilarated in the aftermath, and he gives another slap to Leon's back.]

Of course not! Don't they say that a gentleman never kisses and tells, Kuwata? My lips will keep yours a treasured secret!