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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. Other muses from my muselist may be available by request!
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

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I... I am new here, that's true! But underachievement... that is the opposite of what I aim for! I do not mean to offend you...

[ ...... perking up further, as if something just occurs to her, super sneakily glancing around at the other students before leaning towards Lee in an extremely stealthy loud stage whisper. ] If you're new here, you should know this school has rules! Being an overachiever is pretty tough, too!

[Lee looks on attentively! And he matches her with his own loud stage whisper.]

Ah... is that so? I have worked hard to be an overachiever, but I wonder what challenges there are here! Could you please enlighten me?!

Graduating without getting killed should be an achievement in itself! Anything more than that is overachieving! [ LOW STANDARDS OR BUST. ]

That is an interesting philosophy!! Is it truly so easy to die here?!

You'd be surprised! Why, didn't you see the body hanging up over the gates on your way in?

[ ...... it's a comedic death. THOSE EXIST, APPARENTLY. ]

[APPARENTLY SO.]

A- a body?! I... I thought that was some kind of a pinata!!

Transfer student-kun, if you had hit that pinata... there definitely wouldn't be any candy inside.

And you'd probably get detention. [ like. for a month. ]

I... I see that now! And I am glad that I did not think to do such a thing! But... How do I avoid such dangers?

[ .................... ]

That's a good question! [ SCHOOL IS DANGER how do you even separate one from the other. ]

.....

I-is there an answer?!

I dunno, maybe I dozed off the day they taught Not-Getting-Killed 101!

I see! Then... [he raises a fist dramatically!] It will be a learning experience that we will share!

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