eatyourownpants: (words of wisdom)
Soos Ramirez ([personal profile] eatyourownpants) wrote in [community profile] sifumusebox 2016-07-05 05:12 am (UTC)

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[Pacifica Northwest in the Mystery Shack? Now this is an unusual turn of events! One that Soos is ready to livetweet about immediately! Until he's distracted by Soos's words.]

Whoa! You don't mean the living sea monkey, do you? [Soos frets as he steps forward and overlooks that abomination that Stanley glued together.] Dood, people don't just believe it, they've lived it!

[Then he leans forward and goes on in an ominous voice, as if telling a ghost story.]

Haunting the toilets of many a trailer park and motel... the ways of the living sea monkey are unknowwwnnnn! [A beat, then he goes on candidly.]...But, but probably not good. It's... pretty ominous stuff, you know.

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